Dear Critics: My Writing Is Not For You

I woke up at 4:30am Sunday morning to pee and noticed my phone going off like crazy. I shouldn't have (I really need to turn my phone off at night), but I leaned over and with one eye open read a slew of messages coming in realtime by some...
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surrender. this is life.

I just woke up in my client's bed for the 3rd night in a row. Life. Is. Fucked. 

K, it's totally not like it sounds. My client's in Europe and offered me her place when I broke down crying the day I found out I had to move out of...

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It's not your job to like me. It's mine.

Mercury is in retrograde as I write this blog and holy fuck ammi ever feeling it's wrath today...Even when Mercury isn't technically in retrograde, I always blame it. 

If I've had tech malfunctions, lost or busted my phone, things go wrong...

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Why I'm Filling Up On Boys, Booze + Bad Vibes This Fall

It's 10am on a Friday and I'm sitting in a cafe in Chelsea, New York, hungover and sipping on my half caff almond milk latte. 

It's my second coffee this am. Normally, in Toronto, if I were to drink 2 half caffeinated coffees I'd be...

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Get Creative + Find Yourself

This is the 4th week in a row that I've written everyday. This is good. I can't seem to keep it down - reminds me of the old days when I used to lock myself in my room, sit on the floor, blast NIN and write dark poetry. 

I used to love to...

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When To Feel It + When To Look Ahead.

It's Sunday. I'm drinking an organic fennel and peppermint tea in my living room while cuddled up under my blanket, post-bath infused with essential oils, epsom salts and dried flowers. 

I'm in need of self-care. 

As I drew my bath,...

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Oops, I'm sorry, was my nervous breakdown showing?

It's October 19th. One day before what would be mine and my exe's 3rd anniversary. 

October 20th we went for coffee...well, rather, he came to my office and hung out in the lounge with me while he talked incessantly. 

I usually hate...

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Count your orgasms not your calories

Melissa Ramos posted on Instagram yesterday with the quote “count your organisms not your calories “.

I instantly loved it. As a holistic nutritionist who doesn’t count calories and LIVES for finding bliss in life (including...

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5 Ways To Stay Fit This Holiday Season

Ok, full disclosure - I'm not really one for the holidays. Any of them. I know, I know bah humbug and all that but seriously! None of them turn my proverbial crank ... but imma still go to the fam jams and eat all the food 

I think there's a...

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Woman, Rise.

I've been thinking a lot lately about the struggles that myself and my fellow sisters (and brothers) face day to day.  I have an intensely curious mind and when I see pain in myself or others I always want to know why, then figure out a way...

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